CHEESE MACHINES

I LIKE ANGLES, I LIKE SHAPES

OFFICIALLY PARTY MONDAY

JERKS OUTSIDE MY HOUSE

PHOTOCHOP THIS

Ladies and gentlemen, I hereby issue a challenge. NASA emailed me yesterday with the following image, and said if I can make this spacecraft fly toward something really funny then they will not only give me a job, but a free trip to the moon for two.

Here's the full-res photo, you can go ahead and run the bandwidth up on my personal site, moocher.

Best photoCHOP wins my other ticket to the moon and the chance to be cryogenically frozen and sent to Jupiter with me. Just email it to me, sellonb at gmail dot com.

MEET DINO

Fear not, dear readers -- Dino and I promised you a movie not 24 hours ago, and we deliver!


Meet Dino from Benjamin Bearclaw on Vimeo.

Dino - Director, Producer, Actor, Eater, Singer
Ben - DP

DINO'S SNEAK PREVIEW

I spent most of Friday night hanging out with Dino, my best bud and (incidentally) a stegosaurus. He likes cheerios. We're making a movie, slated for release tomorrow on my vimeo account.

Here's a screen shot:

TOTALLY AWESOME

SHAKEFACE SHOOT

Katie and I are working on a top secret project, which is about to be not so top secret, just as soon as you look at these amazing photos, which you have probably already done before reading this text, since that's generally how our attention operates.

Check out the whole set. Then wait for about four weeks, and I'll show you something rad. The kind of rad that might just make someone famous.

Oh, Forget It

Looks I'm gonna be blogging here again, despite what I told you. I lied.

So cue the hullabaloo, hooplah and ballyhoo. Here we go.